Muffett

A person that lectures you while wearing a medical mask.

I can't understand a word that muffett is saying.

by anonymous April 21, 2021

muff sandwich

speaks for itself really...

‘How was last night mate?’
‘Not bad pal, bit of a lary one, I had muff sandwich for tea!’

by el creator May 6, 2021

Mouff

A vernacular used in place of mouth.

Shut yer mouff

by Christopher Margaret August 19, 2021

muff eater

Justinsane does to your 16 year old daughter. Oh and uses it as a screen name. Muff eater is the act of eating muff (unshaved pussy) I would imagine underage girls would have muffs. Too bad they don't keep the bad people away. I tried to help her. I couldn't than.
I can now.

My last relationship was melancholy. My Justin enjoyed fixin jibblets of my mail mans high school daughter. He found her using muff eater as a screen name. He's so uncouth. I warned him it was in poor taste but 45 year old men will be 45 year old men. So I waited 6 months dug a hole 6 feet deep in this spot we used to go, pretty romantic if you ask me, that's where you can visit him.

by anonymous October 20, 2021

Muffet

verb to lose one’s shit over a spider. Usually accompanied by a high-pitched squeal or scream.

This tarantula sized spider descended on a web from my sun visor while I was driving, and I totally muffeted.

by Nonsensicalmetoo March 18, 2022

Muffer

Like a buffing, but with a muff.

I gave Bruce Willis' glorious, bald head head a muffer.

by Philatio January 12, 2023

muffer

When a person rubs their vagina on a bald head, essentially ‘buffing’ the head with their muffer.

‘I would love to give Bruce Willis a muffer’

by labiarabia January 12, 2023