Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Nonsensicalmetoo

Sphinculum

I went to see my proctologist for my annual anal poopsmear, so I got in the stirrups, and the doc used a cold sphinculum. I hate that.

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(Noun) A person who wanders into crowded areas and obliviously impedes the flow of traffic.

I almost missed my flight getting stuck behind this meanderthal who was mesmerized by the moving sidewalk.

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verb to lose one’s shit over a spider. Usually accompanied by a high-pitched squeal or scream.

This tarantula sized spider descended on a web from my sun visor while I was driving, and I totally muffeted.

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