by carcarjustvibin October 19, 2020
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Denise: What history- wait, thta deserves a neck!!!!....wait its not even worth that.
Denise: What history- wait, thta deserves a neck!!!!....wait its not even worth that.
by eis_luver October 20, 2008
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A history boner is derived from Dallas, Texas. It was first spoken by Morgan C.
A history boner is a boner that a female could have received but not able to because of her obvious limits, being a female. The word is used to reference something that happened in the past, and the woman thinks that she would have a boner in the certain situation.
A history boner is a boner that a female could have received but not able to because of her obvious limits, being a female. The word is used to reference something that happened in the past, and the woman thinks that she would have a boner in the certain situation.
The only known examples are as follow.
hmm i have a history boner for janis joplin
shes so awesome
yeah
like a back in the day boner
a boner that could have happened back in the day
hmm i have a history boner for janis joplin
shes so awesome
yeah
like a back in the day boner
a boner that could have happened back in the day
by thatswhatiam December 8, 2010
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a) pure jaw-dropping badassery
b) an undefined illicit sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
a) pure jaw-dropping badassery
b) an undefined illicit sex act involving a pair of moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Man 1: Did you have a good time at that party last night?
Man 2: Oh yeah! We got our Canada's History on last night!
Man 2: Oh yeah! We got our Canada's History on last night!
by snapcrakklepop February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A sexual act involving a man or a woman being completely naked and covered in Maple Syrup ( Must be authentic ) and wearing a helmet with dildo's for moose antlers and charging around in a room with several blindfolded naked people and trying to successfully ..... well use your imagination.
Hey you guys going to the Canada's History party over at Jasper and Wilmas house tonight? Were gonna watch the hockey game after the festivities.
by Techno Beaver February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.The sexual act of inserting a maple-syrup-filled Stanley Cup into a woman's anus while the man wears moose antlers on his crotch which he uses to pleasure the womans vagina. All while singing Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie's "The War of 1812"
by ZimMan2 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's History mug.A sexual act I dare not speak out loud, but I will type it. It involves you and a partner, a dead moose or deer, maple syrup, and the stanley cup. First, you take the moose/deer antler and shove it up the partners asshole. Then take the antler out, make the partner take a dump inside the stanley cup, pour maple syrup all over it, then make the partner eat it. Then, take the antlers again and stick it in every hole not filled, and then shove it in forcefully, while they continue to eat the maple syrup covered poop. Then, read to them the World Book's article on Canada, while they have been bleeding and eating there own fecal matter. Then when the cops find the body, you should have written on the wall in fecal matter and blood "CANADA'S HISTORY".
"Awhh man I totally Canada's Historied her last night"
"Dude thats disgusting! Didn't you know Canada's History is illegal? I think you should lay low for a while, you're probably wanted for murder.
"Dude thats disgusting! Didn't you know Canada's History is illegal? I think you should lay low for a while, you're probably wanted for murder.
by Droog87 February 8, 2010
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