fruit salad

A delicious mix of diced apples, cantelope, grapes, strawberries and many other types of fresh fruit. Sometimes eaten as a sidecourse to breakfast and lunch, or as a snack in itself. Great source of vitamins, and generally a nutritious, healthy snack for fat people.

Woo. Let's skip the burger and go strait for the fruit salad! I want to be skinny and have my bones stick out everywhere. Yum.. Ah.

by Antimyopia April 9, 2006

angry fruit salad

a gui that has too damn many bright colours

bill: bah look at that gui it looks like angry fruit salad
pill: ya its 2 colorful

by unusu-al September 12, 2003

Fruit

Someone who is doing something homosexual, idiotic, or flatout annoying.

Carlos: Wow, Brett just said "nice hair" to John.

Ruchir: wow, what a FRUIT!

by ruchirswag January 5, 2011

juji-fruit

An enthusiast or practitioner of groundfighting, as seen in martial arts like Brazilian Jujitsu or Koshen Judo; anyone caught up in the current MMA fad, which has a heavy jujutsu component. As groundfighting can involve hours of intimate grappling in close proximity with members of one's same sex, the term is intended as derogatory for those fighters who only know the game of grappling, and favor it above more practical fighting methods.

I had heard that Mark had started learning practical self defense, but when I found out he was enrolled in BJJ, I realized that he was just another juji-fruit.

by Forteverum February 19, 2010

Fail fruit

The lacking sibling.

oh my gosh Ben is the fail fruit of the family.

by Buzz McCallister December 12, 2010

fruit cake

one who is an annoying faggot

eric u're a fruit cake!

by SiR Gro March 1, 2005

booty fruit

Booty fruit is fruit of the booty. Just as when a seed is germinated within a plant to produce fruit, sex produces offspring in humans. Therefore, children are fruit of getting booty, i.e. booty fruit.

John, you're booty fruit is sure to go far someday.

by tehBW December 14, 2011