facedump

when your boyfriend/girlfriend changes their facebook status from "in a relationship" to "single" with out talking to you about it.

Sara just got facedumped by Ryan!

by ibudnwtm January 27, 2010

facedrunking

When you come home totally drunk but instead of passing out like you should you write a bunch of embarrassing sh*t on facebook.

Friend: dude, what the hell was with all those comments you left last night? you told me you loved me

Me: dude, i dont know what youre talkin about, i must have been facedrunking

by Classique February 4, 2010

facedrinking

The act of drinking while interacting on facebook.

I was drinking and chatting with friends on facebook while having a cocktail. I then updated my status to "sean is fracedrinking". Virtual happy hours on Friday afternoon on facebook are known as facedrinking fridays.

by azblaze April 26, 2010

facedrunking

The act of posting updates on facebook while drunk that one would not post when sober. Similar to drunk texting but out there for the whole world to see.

Just ignore Gabe's rants last night, he was facedrunking

by MBwhocares September 8, 2010

facedodger

One who avoids using social networking websites, usually through technophobia or privacy concerns.

You're all invited to my party, spread the word Dave, Jim, and any of the other facedodgers.

by knife35 November 27, 2010

Facedialing

- Using facebook messaging to drunk dial your ex girlfriend

He was drunk and instead of drunk calling his ex-girlfrend, he was Facedialing her a message on facebook

by theFacedialer April 2, 2011

Flacebo

1. Pretending to be one way on Facebook, but actually being another. 2. A fraudulent character flaw that is not real. A friend on Facebook that won't talk to you in the real world

Angeline asked me to be her friend on facebook, but she really doesnt know how to be friend I real life; shes such a FLACEBO

by daryl lick April 13, 2011