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facedrinking 

The act of drinking while interacting on facebook.
I was drinking and chatting with friends on facebook while having a cocktail. I then updated my status to "sean is fracedrinking". Virtual happy hours on Friday afternoon on facebook are known as facedrinking fridays.
facedrinking by azblaze April 26, 2010
Words you can keep

facedrunking 

When one loses a cellular phone at a party, one must do something to communicate with the outside world. (To tell of how drunk one is) They instead decide to use Facebook to make these regrettable choices.
"heu suizy i kmwo i habe a girlfirne but i wnwnaa bang youj!"

Facedrunking at it's finest.
facedrunking by joe joe 22 August 19, 2007

Facedriving

Using Facebook whilst driving, usually in violation of state or local laws and with total disregard of the safety of yourself and others.
Timmy was charged with vehicular manslaughter after running over six children while facedriving.
Facedriving by mikehasacat October 3, 2018

facedicking 

Waking up in the morning to a surprise dick in your face. Similar to tea bagging.
"This morning I was facedicking my girlfriend. "

"I woke up this morning and got facedicked.
facedicking by facedicker December 9, 2008

facedrunking 

When you come home totally drunk but instead of passing out like you should you write a bunch of embarrassing sh*t on facebook.
Friend: dude, what the hell was with all those comments you left last night? you told me you loved me

Me: dude, i dont know what youre talkin about, i must have been facedrunking
facedrunking by Classique February 4, 2010

facedrunking 

The act of posting updates on facebook while drunk that one would not post when sober. Similar to drunk texting but out there for the whole world to see.
Just ignore Gabe's rants last night, he was facedrunking
facedrunking by MBwhocares September 8, 2010

FACEDRUNKING 

THE ACT OF FACEBOOKING WHILE DRUNK,ONLY TO DISCOVER NOTHING YOU DID MAKES SENSE"
LISA WAS FACEDRUNKING LAST NIGHT ONLY TO DISCOVER SHE HAD BEEN WRITING ON HER BOSSES TIMELINE
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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