bean shield

a bean used as a shield when you're under fire.

taking fire! Get that bean shield over here!

by afroman February 10, 2004

bean salad

(n:/) A salad inlcuding or consisting of beans. Including baked, kidney, green, string or others.

"Waiter, i would like to order a bean salad for starters please"

by Beak Appetit August 7, 2004

Bean Dust

A thin "dust-like" appearance to leftover poop in the bottom of a toilet still visible after someone has flushed. Typically bean dust is most commonly found in public restrooms where various people of all walks of life take dumps.

OMG! Could somebody tell Tina to be sure and give a second flush so I don't have to see her bean dust in the toilet.

by uberskillz January 14, 2010

Beandick

a minuscule, pre-pubesant penis usually on a full grown man/ a penis the size of a small bean

Jill: i really like Jon Farris he is so hot!!!
megan: oh..really...i heard he has a beandick....
Jill: oh no a beandick could never fill my gaping vagasshole!

by diabetes lad May 22, 2010

bean tickler

The small tuft of hair present under a gentleman's lower lip, so called due to its ability to stimulate the woman's genitalia during the act of oral sex.

A: "Dude that's an awesome bean tickler!"

B: "Thanks, my bitch goes friggin' crazy for it!"

by jebushascome December 2, 2010

bean turd

Yea, it's a mispronunciation of a popular dish called Bean Curd which is usually served in Asian Restaurants.

"what is that, that guy is having" The (obviously new) waitress goes & disturbs the guy to ask... She comes back, kinda stuttering, not 100% sure about what she was just told. "That's BEAN TURD with mushroom sauce"... YES THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED...

by 2359 November 19, 2013

Bean Dip

Bean dipping is when you scoop someone's chest area, usually on a man. It's a common game amongst children in middle school, but anyone can bean dip!

"I just bean dipped that kid over there!"

by Chum Snuggie August 29, 2014