Parentual

When your sibling hits you but insists that it's harmless even though their hits feel like bricks

HEY THATS PARENTUAL! IM TELLING MOM IF YOU DONT STOP :((

by Bwahweee September 9, 2021

Parental filter

Noun. 1. A filter that blocks out offensive items, predetermined by the authorities that added that filter.

Alice and Bob: Since current programming has content considered inappropriate to little children, we'll install a parental filter for a bit. Is that okay?
Charlie: Is Sesame Street filtered?
Alice and Bob: No, you can still watch Sesame Street and other educational programs.
Charlie: That's all good with me.

by Modern-Webster September 12, 2021

parent-in-law

Spouse's parent.

My parent-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Parent Exhaustion

When kids run you to the ground. To be tired after a day of parenting.

I’m tired due to Parent exhaustion. These kids be running me ragged

by Delano Sounds November 28, 2021

Parental forensics

Digital forensics tools used on kids by their parents.

My daughter has tried to steal items from a store multiple times while at the supermarket after I left her on her iPad for a long time. Time to use parental forensics tools on her iPad to see what tiktok trend thing caused this.

by Gfshusbandforever December 18, 2021

parent

Mother or father.

My parent is a good person.

by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022

Parenthood

One who influences spawn through immaturity and pessimisim.

John, influenced by the cynical duties of parenthood, reminded his son that people die every day.

by SuperHappyGuy February 19, 2022