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du rag

Piece of cloth that serves absolutly no purpose, somtimes piece of toilet paper that somhow gets stuck to your hat.
Nelly wears a du rag!...and he still sucks.
by Jaggerrules July 14, 2004
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Clag Rag

A reusable towell or cloth devised for depositing and redepositing ones load, in the form of semen. Thus creating a stiff, cardboard like material before desposal or cleansing.
"We lost our frisbee in the tree but luckily Joe's clag rag was close at hand."
"I grew out of my t-shirt so it's now my new clag rag."
by Dylan and Stuart October 5, 2006
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Green Rag

The process of huffing inhalants (such as glue or cleaning fluids) while simultaneously smoking marijuana. Popular on some Native reservations in Eastern Canada.
Did you hear about Joe? He's in the hospital from doing the green rag.
by Panzerfaust04 August 19, 2010
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Afgani Rag Bomb

When one takes a shit in a rag or towel and throws it at another person.
Nick: Dude I punched Maher in the mouth and he Afgani Rag bombed me.

A.J.: No wonder it smells like shit.
by Dr. McNinja August 17, 2008
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c rag

n: a douche bag (a litteral one or a person who acts like one)
by nazey carver January 1, 2004
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cum rag

A cum rag is a towl or rag used to wipe "semen" or "jizz" off a certain area. Usually used during oral sex when semen is ejected into the eye socket or on the breasts, making it a "jizzy tit." Using this rag will make God hate you and he will make your babies retarded and look like the 19th child the Dugar family popped out. Like, Jesus Christ, sew her puss together. Anyways, yeah. Cum rags give you rashes, STDs, and a one way ticket to hell.
"Oh Harold! You got your stupid Jew sperm in my effin' eye! Damn! Get the damn cum rag!"

"Hey porch monkeys, get those damn cum rags off your head!"

"Hey Trish, get the cum rag, I came prematurely."
Trish "Goddamn, lower the damn Viagra, you stupid Hebrew. On the new shag carpet? SHIT EAT SOME HAM."
by Trish_The_Hebrew May 9, 2010
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C-rag

Slag for "Cunt Rag", a cloth used to aid in menstruation, a tampon.
Person 1 - So I was fucking this bitch in her ass and when I was about to nut, I pretended to unload in her ass. She freaked out and turned around and I shot it in her face. I call it the "Houdini".
Person 2 - You're such a fucking c-rag.
by yodanation June 11, 2006
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