baked

A mental state of being an individual or group of dudes and/or chicks experiences after ripping a fat doobie, horking down a crispy binger, or burning up a bowl of some chronic reefer, characterized by a dry mouth, reddened eyes, and a desire to consume large amounts of cookies, doritos and "It's It" icecream sandwiches. And uh............Oh yea, and everything is fucking hilarious

I just snapped a pole of some of that sick herb Todd brought down from Mendecino. I'm so baked.

by Chelvin May 28, 2006

wake and bake

The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately smoking the 'pre-packed' bong that is sitting 'ready to smoke' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone smokes weed upto 1 hour after waking up.

"I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and bake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!"

by Diego August 29, 2003

Bakery

A Woman who has enough fat rolls to open up a large scale baking operation.

oh my god she was a total bakery! Dude nice slummin on that bakery

by dJJazzyJeff123 March 6, 2010

Bakery

A woman that is extremely attractive and has "cakes"(big breasts) and some hot buns (butt)

"Yo look at dat fine girl over there"
"Ah ya man look at dem cakes"
"And dat ass!"
"Mhm dat there is a bakery"

by That guy u know but don't know July 31, 2013

baked

Baked...The after affect of smoking a fat blunt!!

Shit I'm fucken ~Baked~ !!

by DopieDea April 21, 2006

Bakersfield Bulge

when a girl or guy is skinny except for their belly where it is bulging out over their pants. not sexy, and makes pants fall down very easily.

guy 1: "damn that girl is hott!"
guy 2: "yeah but she's got the Bakersfield Bulge gong on..."

by castaway97116 December 12, 2010

bake it and take it

To warm up marijuana and eat it without anythign else.

I don't have a pipe so i'll just bake it and take it.

He didn't want to make brownies so he decided to just bake it and take it.

by angrymofo1 February 7, 2006