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tits deep

When a person is deep enough in a substance that the substance is up to their tits.

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A way of saying how much trouble you are in.
My cousins Sydney and Simon were tits deep when they wrecked Lisa's van.

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The water in the pool was tits deep.
by slamabamafefifofama September 1, 2008
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Ninja Tits

When a woman, be it through loose baggy clothing or some other means, does not appear to have a very impressive rack then reveals that she has fantastic tits.
So I really I liked this girl at work, not too cute but a lot of fun. But I only ever saw her in that dumb, baggy work uniform, so when we went to a bar and she worse this tight T-shirt, I was floored. She'd been holding out on the Ninja Tits!
by Ford Leiden December 25, 2009
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shake a tit

past: Shook a tit
present: Shaking a tit
future: ..shake a tit

Be right back, gonna shake a tit.
by henry lynn February 28, 2005
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party tits

Having saline injected into the breasts in order to temporarily enlarge them.
Girl #1: My tits feel weird.
Girl #2: What do you mean?
Girl #1: I did Party Tits at the share this weekend.
Girl #2: What??
Girl #1: Party Tits. You get saline injected into them, and they get really big. It wears off in a few days. The guys love it.
by chrissy c September 4, 2006
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Death Tits

deth titz
-noun
1. Breasts so ogreishly contemptible that a mere glance can indubitably motivate one to commit suicide.
Not so picky man: Dude, I'd tap that.

Man with any taste at all: Not me! She's sporting the most loathsome, grim, fusty, nauseating, tortuous death tits that I have ever seen.

Not so picky man: Yeah... Me either...
by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007
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right tit

1.a slang used by a unknown British assassin to explain how awful someone looks in a outfit

2. The right breast that men often or girls like to lick.

3. A hop hat idiot
Evie: And you would look right tit in it

Jacob: urgh.. Oh Evie
by EbieFuckingFrye May 30, 2016
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Jesus Tits

1. An expression that means "oh my gosh" or "holy cow." Usually used when one party surprises another.

2. A unit of measurement on the tit scale. A rating system for people and things.
1. Steve: Jesus tits! Did you see the way Randy lost that poker tournament???


2. Shea: What would you consider that girl? Is she anti-tit or just tits?

Mike: She is definitly Jesus tits.
by Bus36 January 29, 2006
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