When youre sitting at lunch, and youre the only one on your side of the table. everyone is crowded on the other side of the table just to be away from you.
yeah theyre doing the lonely table to her
by swagsurfing March 05, 2011
The most glorious act in all of middle school shop class. The weakest one is tied to the table saw by the strongest one, the smartest one turns on the saw, and the coolest one cranks the handle, spilling the blood in a way that makes my membranes quiver. The shop teacher finds this and begins to stab the children with a tool so diabolical, it must not be spoken of by name, lest the machinist in the basement hear the screams, and begin to mill the prototype.
Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 21, 2018
While eating hot wings 2 friends discussed the level of spicyness
“OMG dude, I got me a table knocker”
Or
“ this pepper it sure is a table knocker”
Or
“Let’s get us some table knockers”
“OMG dude, I got me a table knocker”
Or
“ this pepper it sure is a table knocker”
Or
“Let’s get us some table knockers”
by Hydrasia August 16, 2018
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by Gov’t Cheese November 30, 2022
Someone who sits down at the table and tells those around him all the things they have done with their life but no one really cares.
by Don’t ask questions🤫 November 06, 2018
by dreezy kneezy February 12, 2009