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Covid-📱 

When there have never been so many public queries worldwide on the coronavirus to the authorities, as millions of infected people seek direction and admission into hospitals, and millions of others dialed to inquire about unemployment benefits and corona assistance for folded-up businesses.
Guesstimate how many Covid-📱calls were made globally during the lockdowns, as the number of infections and deaths show no signs of abating.
Covid-📱 by MathPlus November 28, 2020
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Covid Gayness 

Having Covid-19 and it instantly turns you gay.
WOW! Craig has Covid Gayness
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Covid-👿 

When the number of Covid-19 infections or deaths on a certain day in a country or county reaches the beastly or devilish number 666—when Lucifer and Ms. Corona agree to meet up every now and then to remind health officials and the authorities that they have the power to cause casualties and fatalities if they so wished.
Biblical numerologists and recreational mathematicians try to figure out some possible whys to Covid-👿 occurrences.
Covid-👿 by Covido December 2, 2020

Covid-19 

A new virus that has spread across the globe, and in some cases life threatening.
Guy 1:Hey dude, did you see how much the cases rose from yesterday from Covid-19
Guy 2: Yeah I know man, this shits dangerous, let's go grab our masks.
Covid-19 by anonymous December 4, 2020

covid gangbang 

Socializing with a large group of people without a care of catching covid.
"hey wanna come hangout with me and my friends"
"No I'm not trying to have a Covid Gangbang"
When the slope or gradient of the infection or mortality curve, denoted by the letter m, is increasing alarmingly to the point of almost breaking a new record every day as a new wave sweeps across a number of countries, which are often led by inept or corrupt leaders, who are more interested in their political survival than in saving people’s lives.
What value of m in Covid-m would force the authorities in countries or counties with high casualties or fatalities to implement a new lockdown?
Covid-m by Covido December 10, 2020

Covid hole 

A bar where there are many people passing covid among themselves, total disregard to CDC guidelines..
That local club is a covid hole on Friday night!
Covid hole by Scarred & Tatted December 11, 2020