Tabletops

A variety of nipple that is noted for its extremely large size. If you ever heard someone say that a chicks nipples reminded them of dinner plates because of how big they were, theres a very good chance that she had "tabletops".

I couldn't figure out if she had pieces of bologna stuck to her titties or if she had tabletops!

by jazzfan00 July 24, 2006

tablescraps

When a begger needs food and results to eating table scraps.

Rich guy:im hungry lets grab a burger.
Poor Begger:no thanks its to much i'll take some table scraps though.

by Wang November 5, 2003

Danced Her Under The Table

When you grind, or freak with someone at a dance, club, party, or any other gathering of people.

Wow. Liana really got freaky last night!
Yah, Wesley totally danced her under the table.

by LasSquirrels April 11, 2011

Table

A girl who is big and round; a fatty.

"Check it out, Ullas is hitting on a table!"

"Holy crap, this one's gotta weigh atleast 300 pounds"

by Torrid April 30, 2006

no talent ass clown

a moron.
Taken from a quote in the movie Office Space

George Bush is a no talent ass clown

by Lindlof May 28, 2004

Talentless Trash

Jacob Sartorius

AKA: Wreck it Rolf

"Dude, search up talentless trash! It has the perfect results!"

by Fat Oaf August 3, 2016

no talent whatsoever

Any "music" (actually non-music)artist that has recorded a song from any time since the start of Clinton's first term and still counting. Also called a Zero-hit wonder.

Most of today's rap and goth-metal artists have no talent whatsoever.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood August 21, 2006