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Aleksei State of Mind

A state of melancholy where you just want to be loved but at the same time don't want to take risks. You also want to float off into oblivion with nothing but a piano and dramatic lighting.
"Recently I have been having a tough time, I've been in an Aleksei state of mind"
"Oh no!"
by Ellie Worthe May 30, 2021
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Cultural Mind Trick

A skill used by people from other countries to trick a person into doing something ridiculous. Achieved by telling the person that in their country the said action is either a sign of respect, or that not doing it is viewed as insulting. Similar to the Jedi Mind Trick.
American: "I don't want to shove this hot poker up my ass and then chop my dick off!"
Person from other country: "You have to! It's very disrespectful in our culture if you don't do so upon first meeting."
American: "I don't know, man. Sounds like a cultural mind trick..."
by Reese Gordon July 31, 2011
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Jedi Mind Meld

A failed attempt by a politician to gain some credit with scifi fans by butchering some phrase from a fictional univeres. A form of Palinpropism
Mr. Obama: <boring political talk/> "We need a jedi mind meld with the republicans 'America shall live long and prosper for this is not the budget you are looking for"

Joe Biden: "Oh no you didn't"

On the other side of the galaxy
Captian Kirk: "I felt a great disturbance in the Force......<pause/>, as if the president said something dumb <pause/> and <pause/> millions of nerd voices suddenly cried out in laughter and suddenly started making new memes. <long pause/> I fear something terrible has happened."
by Darth Spock March 8, 2013
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your mind

Girlfriend: Hmm, I wonder what he is thinking about
Your mind: *no thoughts, head empty, only nintendo music*
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A Forrest State-of-Mind

A palpable regret felt after making a decision while in a densely emotional and confusing mental state, like being lost in a forest.
When his team left San Diego, the diehard and emotional fan Johnny left his team. Johnny is in a forrest state-of-mind wishing he had remained true to his original convictions.
by Adamir Putin December 14, 2018
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Jedi mind trick

1. in Star Wars movies it's a utilization of the Force that Jedis use to persuade others to do their will.

2. simply, it refers to when someone who thinks he/she is an authority on something tries to convert or convince someone to believe something ridiculous or do something stupid by double talk, gab, outright lying, deception, utilization of ignorance or just plain bullshit.
1. Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi told Luke Skywalker that his Jedi mind trick would not work on him since Hutts are immune to such thought patterns.

2. that TV evangelist is trying to brainwash people into giving him money. I ain't falling for his Jedi mind trick.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 6, 2007
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out of your cotton-picking mind

When May and Mary went screaming and running crazily down the street, dad muttered, "You two are out of your cotton-picking minds."
by Aura173 July 3, 2006
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