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ham piston

A penis, typically one quite virile and DTF.
You know, Gwen Stefani may be pushing 50, but I'd still give her the ham piston.
by Steevve August 27, 2016
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Ham Hut

When one burns there asshole and it blossoms into a ham flower and looks like a Chinese hut given the name Ham Hut.
1. That bitch got a "Ham Hut"
2. Is the a ballon or a ham hut
by Hamhuts December 20, 2020
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Ham Wonjin

Ham Wonjin is the sweetest boy in the world. Aswell as being sweet he’s so cute, funny and hardworking. He is the type to play and joke around but will get what he needs to do done. He’s really talented and is good at so many things. Whether it’s baseball, dancing or singing he can do it all. He’ll love and appreciate you as long as you don’t give him tomatoes! (fyi he hates them)
Fan: “hey.. do you know Ham Wonjin?”

Stranger: “you mean the sweetest boy in the world, the one from Cravity? Yeah!

Fan: “yes that’s him omg!!”
by cravity best boys November 22, 2021
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Ham simp

A particularly degenerative simp that would do anything for a piece of Ham
Hey bro did you see Hurtado last night? Really trying his shot at a piece of that Ham...
Yeah man, what a total Ham simp..
by DefinitelyNotSlaaf October 14, 2021
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Ham Harmonica

When a girl sucks up and down the side of your penis lengthwise, like eating a cob of corn.
Dave: Hey Rocco, where did you and Nikki run off to after the BBQ last night?
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!
by DanaFX October 31, 2021
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Ham Juice

Wtf kind of name is that?? Tho I can say the same for mines since it FuvkS0aps.
by FuvkS0aps July 23, 2021
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Field Ham

"My great great grandfather Cordell Jamarcus Clitorisandrea La-Troy Johnsun Jackson III survived off of eating only field ham in the slave days."
by ThinkImSamFilcher101 November 14, 2012
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