ham handshake

when two girls slap they titties together

u see those girls goin in on that ham handshake

by coolguydantheman January 4, 2017

ham locker

A small, confined, crowded, often smelly place.

It was me and 8 guys in a ham locker, playing cards.

by plantguy March 19, 2017

ham milk

Effort of squeezing Greese out of a ham until it's dry meat

He got all the ham milk out for the orgy

by Chuckesn April 6, 2017

Ham and Salmon pasty

(Vagina)

My pork sword goes well with her ham and salmon pasty

by Mojomoon August 10, 2017

HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.

I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.

by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017

ham tackle

When your mates about to get with an ugly bird, so you run in and save him.

Simon: you were smashed last night
Dave: totally had to ham tackle you

by Lp27 September 28, 2017

ham pantry

Slang term for a lady's ample buttocks.

I have a date with Shelia tonight and you know I'm going to hit up the Ham Pantry.

by Fist Dixon January 7, 2018