mud flap

sneeze guard for a rednecks boyfriend

if it wasn't for that mud flap he would have nudded on his back.

by B1G L0U February 3, 2008

flapjack

the use of your fat balmy belly for jacking off yourself

"My girl said i was too drunk so i ended up flapjacking myself

by OxBLOOD January 2, 2008

Flapachino

Do be drinking a coffee based beverage while performing a sexual act on a man and/or woman.

I was in Starbucks and Emma gave me a booty call, I didn't want to waste my coffee so I compromised on a Flapachino.

by Pinky and The Brain November 12, 2012

flap

plain and simple: a fart. ur asscheeks flap together

also known to happen during explosive diarrhea thus making the sounds and creating discomfort. the force of the flap may cause u to utter many high pitched jitters while exploding (just like in the movie dumb and dumber)

i could almost feel the cheeks flapping together during that fart

by diarrhea gal December 28, 2005

Flap

funny.little.asain.person

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

Feraptolicious

Origins 1987-present term (term still being defined every day)
1. Ferocious
2. Raptor
3. Bootylicious

n.
1. Fierce savage individual exposing unrelenting extreme bursts of sexual energy.

Alternate Definitions: Jacob Snelson, Andrew Stuart

Andrew: man, Jacob is so incredibly gay.

Richelle: nah dog, he's Feraptolicious. I'm going to go have sexual relations with him now.

by AndrewStuart January 12, 2009

flaparazzi

(noun)

Paparazzi who specialise in upskirt shots.

The flaparazzi hit paydirt after Paris Hilton climbed out of her car, wearing a very short skirt and no underwear.

by Sir Garence August 9, 2009