Double Dicking

When two men have there dicks out and try to shove their dicks into each others urethra. There are championships for this and the current champion is "Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Ossas".

Tim: Did you see Pornhub's new double dicking video?
Leo: Yeh I cummed like never before.

by FML balling June 7, 2017

Double dicking

Double penetration

Dad: what your favourite swear word?
13 year old kid: double dicking
Dad: that is what we call a lucky gal

by Aria Dickson December 15, 2017

dicking

Screwing up royally. What you say to someone you have trusted knows what is happening, but then realize that they are lost with no clue.

You have no idea what you are doing, do you? You are dicking big time!!

by Jack January 16, 2004

Double Dicking

A man cheatin on his woman with another person. Or a woman cheatin with two men.

My man is Double Dicking with me and another bitch.

by Yodiggity July 20, 2009

dorking

Video Games:
When one is 'dorking' a game, he/she is playing for extensive periods of time in order to achieve a goal, status, or rank.

1: Dude, you're only a level 2.
-- Two days later --
2: I'm up to 54.
1: Wow! You must've been dorking it!

by 2wiSteD August 5, 2008

dorking out

Getting your nerd on. Being in dork mode.

"I went into a bookstore and these kids were playing dungeons and dragons and totally dorking out."

by KittyChanel November 24, 2013

Dicking the dog

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.

I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.

by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020