Crap Flap

A world for the buttox and inner areas of the body.

"You take it up the crap flap bro!"

by aledluap September 1, 2009

floating crap game

A dice game which is moved from place to place to evade the authorities. Usually found in New York in the late 1930s-40s.

It's the oldest established permanent floating crap game in New York!

by MissionDoll October 19, 2004

sir craps a lot

One who craps excessively, and or often.
This ussally occurs when you have diarrhea or the shits from food poisoning or gruel from the school cafeteria.
Giving you to be knighted Sir craps a lot, common misconceptions of the nickname are; Sir Shit, Shitty mc shit pants, and Sir blastsofbrownstuffoutyouranus.

Man1- What the hell is that stanky shit smell?

Man2- Sir craps a lot's in the jon taking another crap.

by Sir craps a little October 11, 2008

Weight-Watchers Crap

A bowel movement so large it results in a measurable reduction of your weight. The kind of movements people try to have just before weigh-in at a Weight-Watchers meeting.

Damn, I feel five pounds lighter, that was a real Weight-Watchers crap. Where's the scale?

by vbartilucci November 5, 2010

crap ass nannie

An unappeasable Italian grandma. No matter how hard to try for her to accept your German girlfriend

u still a'no good

Grandson: hi Nannie I love you I get good grades in school

Crap ass Nannie: ayyyye a fungula u a'no good why u no use'a u brain

Grandson: thanks Nannie

by Prick100 July 26, 2014

crap overhaul

a massive rectal excretion

I gotta go take a huge crap overhaul

by jamie sommers July 22, 2004

do crap

Meaning that are aren't going to do something.

Mother: Randolph, take out the trash.

Randolph: Do crap!

by willis February 4, 2004