gomer

A noobish skiier and bad attitude
ie. one who wears beanie under helmet
ie. snowplower
ie. anyone with a scarf
and never shuts the fuck up

Look at that gomer, he sucks.

by Castle January 27, 2003

gomer

a castrated bull that ranchers put in the same pasture as female cows to tell if they are in heat

hey billy bob, did you get that gomer thismornin? them heifers are in breedin season.

by Val July 30, 2003

gomer

Gomer- n.(Go-mer): A term derived from 'gamer' and 'room' to define someone who stays in their dorm room almost constantly. Common variants include the gaming gomer, linux gomer, anime gomer, and study freak gomer. Can also be used in verb form 'gomering' to define someone who is holed up in their room. These people tend to be experts in their chosen feild.

Student 1:Hey, want to play some Starcraft?
Student 2:Nah, but I'm sure Bob will play, he's INSANE at Starcraft.
Student 1:Who's Bob?
Student 2:Oh, you've probably never seen him, he's a gomer.

by Joe Sch. December 28, 2005

Gomer

A large pile of shit the breaks the surface of the toilet water

Sorry dude, but I just left a gomer in your toilet.

by DC.Kerr June 22, 2008

Gnomed

Having received oral sex from a little person.

"Remember that little person I was flirting with at the bar last night? Dude, I took her back to my place and I totally got gnomed."

by Aly Shaw February 12, 2008

Geometry

Something involving shapes almost pointless. It's a 9th grade course, but most kindergardeners can figure out how to do it.

5 year old: You're taking geometry hahahaha
A dumbass 9th grader: ...

by Adeadlyliquid September 28, 2004

gome

To go home. Consists of parts of two words "go" and "home" and is put together in a shorter and much easier form.

I think i'm done today, so i think i'm gonna gome! Are you goming very late or earlier tonight?

by Mamma-Janis September 26, 2005