Gomer

A large pile of shit the breaks the surface of the toilet water
Sorry dude, but I just left a gomer in your toilet.
by DC.Kerr July 11, 2008
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hairy parachute

When a man stretches his scrotum to its limit and then jumps from a certain height and then floats down softly onto the face of his waiting partner.
My wife anxiously waited on the bed while I climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scrote in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.
by DC.Kerr May 21, 2007
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Beautiful stranger

When you wake up before your partner from a one night stand and leave a pile of shit on the pillow next to them.
When Mary finally awoke the next morning she found not her new lover sleeping next to her, but a beautiful stranger in his place.
by DC.Kerr May 17, 2007
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Dick Lugar

1. A U.S. Senator from Indiana

2. A globule of male ejaculate.
"I didn't want to get Cindy pregnant, so I left a dick lugar on her stomach."
by DC.Kerr September 20, 2007
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