Definitions by DC.Kerr

Beautiful stranger

When you wake up before your partner from a one night stand and leave a pile of shit on the pillow next to them.

When Mary finally awoke the next morning she found not her new lover sleeping next to her, but a beautiful stranger in his place.

Beautiful stranger by DC.Kerr December 27, 2008

Gomer

A large pile of shit the breaks the surface of the toilet water

Sorry dude, but I just left a gomer in your toilet.

Gomer by DC.Kerr June 22, 2008

Dick Lugar

1. A U.S. Senator from Indiana

2. A globule of male ejaculate.

"I didn't want to get Cindy pregnant, so I left a dick lugar on her stomach."

Dick Lugar by DC.Kerr October 3, 2007

hairy parachute 

When a man stretches his scrotum to its limit and then jumps from a certain height and then floats down softly onto the face of his waiting partner.

My wife anxiously waited on the bed while I climbed the wardrobe, with my expanded scrote in both hands, to attempt a perfect hairy parachute descent and landing.

hairy parachute by DC.Kerr June 7, 2007