Hospes

Small gnome who has a penchant for alchemy.

He takes in about 3 pints of semen an uses it to conjure 10 water.

He also has one eyebrow.

"Ah damn i've stepped in a Hospes"

by Ste White January 17, 2007

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Hospital Security

This is a lower officer of the Law enforcement realm. That the upper levels fucking hate. His or Her responsibilities mainly include securing a hospital without proper training and/or direction.May be called upon to insure the safety of patients, staff,and patrons through actions other wise unreasonable for higher levels of law enforcement. Requirements for this position include: G.E.D., or have had to walk into a high school at one time or another, No time on task skills, the ability to have no direction or take direction, stocker, no social skills whatsoever. promotion within security ranks often includes the ability to over see the activities of other officers in a way that makes them hate working and even living. often top canditates for promotion have at least 2 months experience and a belt that could fit around the entire team they will supervise. It is an internal packed with fellow hospital security officers if any bodily fluids (i.e. vomit, piss, poop, blood, spit,and/or ejaculate)come into contact with any officers skin the entire shift will walk off site. Over all security in most hospitals is just fine, but ultimately they rely on nothing ever really going down. P.S. I hate my life

Like purgatory hospital security is a second chance at a better life.

by Paul Blart(Hospital Cop) January 25, 2009

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Hossin

Hossin- The act of going as fast as possible over crappy terrain, (refers to sports such as snowboarding, longboarding, driving, mountain biking, etc...) usually refers to the utmost speed one can achieve before entering a feature or manuever. It is not just the act of traveling fast, but the art of going faster then safe, during a particularly sketchy section, before a turn, jump, trick, etc.

Not hossin- If you have to hit a jump at max speed you are not hossin

Hossin- If you have to hit a mandatory fifteen foot jump before you have to straight line a chute with moguls in it and then hit a seventy foot step down with a river between the lip and landing, you are hossin.

You were hossin before that left turn.

I was hossin yesterday when i was running from the cops on my razor scooter.

My dad was hossin over to your moms house last night when she said there was a fire and she needed a whole team to put it out.

by SRS smd March 25, 2010

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hosh

To hosh is to interrupt a game or play by stealing the main item such as a football when it blatantly wasn't meant for you.

*playing footy*
kallum: throws ball to lewis or conor

josh: proceeds to hosh by intercepting the pass that obviously wasn't meant for him, then starts playing b-ball

by muph October 14, 2021

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A Hostage Situation

When a couple is on a date and you can tell it's a blind date or guilt induced by how mismatched the pair are. It makes for a really uncomfortable situation.

I went out with Ron because I didn't know he was considering it a date. All night, people kept looking at me funny like it was a hostage situation.
Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

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