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Hossin- The act of going as fast as possible over crappy terrain, (refers to sports such as snowboarding, longboarding, driving, mountain biking, etc...) usually refers to the utmost speed one can achieve before entering a feature or manuever. It is not just the act of traveling fast, but the art of going faster then safe, during a particularly sketchy section, before a turn, jump, trick, etc.

Not hossin- If you have to hit a jump at max speed you are not hossin

Hossin- If you have to hit a mandatory fifteen foot jump before you have to straight line a chute with moguls in it and then hit a seventy foot step down with a river between the lip and landing, you are hossin.
You were hossin before that left turn.

I was hossin yesterday when i was running from the cops on my razor scooter.

My dad was hossin over to your moms house last night when she said there was a fire and she needed a whole team to put it out.
Hossin by SRS smd March 25, 2010
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The act of having sex very vigorously and for a long time while giving the most pleasure possible to the woman and making her cry / pass out from pure skill and ecstasy. no homo
"Dude how was last night? I saw you leave with that busted ole trick"
"You wouldn't even believe the terrible and unspeakable things that I did last night. I was hossin from dusk til dawn. She passed out at least 3 times"
hossin by DisShoAmGood September 15, 2009

hossin the tits off it!

driving a vehicle to it's maximum capabilities of performance
i have a misfire on me vectra, but it only happens at high speed when i'm hossin the tits off it!

Hossin Out 

Doing what you want when you want.
Hey girrrrl you goin to the party tonight?

Oh HELLLLLLL nah. im gonna be hossin out.
Hossin Out by NOCHANCELANCE! January 22, 2009

Jick Hossin 

It’s when your crazy of that spunk and you talk to others
Damn nigga, makes me like I’m jick Hossin, *fistbump*
Jick Hossin by Cougar swiftly August 4, 2022

The Hoskins

The morally repugnant, visually deplorable, and physically gruesome act of engaging in sexual intercourse with an extremely robust woman who was most likely the failed genetic offspring of a reproductive scientist's attempt to crossbreed Rosie O'Donnell, an Amazonian Manatee, a Naked Mole Rat, Chris Farley, and a Blobfish. Often, doing "The Hoskins" is caused by ingesting massive amounts of alcohol, poor friendship, and a serious psychological defect which allows the perpetrator to push past the normal threshold where an average person would succumb to violent puking seizures and the complete retraction of the male reproductive organs inside the body (as a turtle does when danger is near).

Additionally, "The Hoskins" may refer to a dance move in which an individual outstretches their arms in a semi-circular fashion (as if trying to give a bear hug), bends their knees, and furiously thrusts their pelvis at a number of different speeds and angles. "The Back Brace" is a popular variation of "The Hoskins" in which the dancer places one hand upon the lower back while making facial expressions that indicate severe pain and discomfort.
Jim: "Hey Don, did you hear about M.J. last weekend? He did 'The Hoskins'!!!"

Don: "That sick fucker. I wouldn't do The Hoskins with someone else's dick and the ability to erase memories!"

Or

Girl 1: "What is that guy doing over there?"

Girl 2: "I think he's doing "The Hoskins" with the back brace variation."

Girl 1: "That is sooo sexy. I wish someone would teach me how to do "The Hoskins"!
The Hoskins by Mr. Will November 10, 2010

Horsing Around 

Indulge in frivolous activity or play .To mess about
The boys were horsing around all afternoon
Horsing Around by sonictf May 17, 2015
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