Conk

A British expression for a stupid person

Oy settle down ya fookin' conk.

by Scorpius90 March 4, 2024

Chonkle

A fat fluffy corgi

I like petting chonkles

by Quonkleboi March 16, 2024

Chonker

A cat that is large. Not necessarily because of abusive owners. Stop judging people, you stupid cunt.

The owner of a chonker may have recently adopted the cat. Or they may be forgetful when it comes to feeding. In any event, it's not always the fault of the (current) owner when a cat is massive. But go ahead and just assume the worst. Maybe get a more positive mindset and you'll be less of a douche.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024

Conk

Adj., when something is fuckin conk as hell

Shit Bae, your ass in that dress is conk as fuck

by minene69_69 March 23, 2024

Conklin

A fatass bitch who is so unbelievably large that they can’t fit through doorways and cause the ground to shake everytime they walk

God our teacher is a Conklin.

by Tod bundy April 4, 2024

Conk

To watch a stream by TryLeading on YoutTube

I want to conk out

by CrazyGuy125 September 14, 2025

Conker

slur referring to active members on the testosterone x gaming discord server founded by jake rix

andrew is a fukn conker that nga

by tapmw September 22, 2025