by Dalzdead May 04, 2009
A large strawberry, who looks like a flaming homosexual and a wild ostrich. He is often found in the wild fighting or slapping someone else usually named Jake. People often say that a Conklin looks like the "I'm a snake" guy from youtube.
Person A: Did you see that wild ostrich on discovery channel last night?
Person B: No dude that was a Conklin
Person A: WOAAAHH!!! LOOK AT THAT SLITHERY SNAKEY SNAKE!!!!
Person B: no... thats just a Conklin.
Person B: No dude that was a Conklin
Person A: WOAAAHH!!! LOOK AT THAT SLITHERY SNAKEY SNAKE!!!!
Person B: no... thats just a Conklin.
by thewildlifespecialist October 06, 2011
a del val saying, this word means a usually huge motherfucker, average weight is 300lbs and around a hieght of 6'5. not someone to fuck with.
by nassss January 30, 2009
"Wow, did you see that idiot score on his own goal?"
"Ya, he sure pulled a mean conklin out there."
"Did you see game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals, typically conklin!"
"Ya, he sure pulled a mean conklin out there."
"Did you see game 1 of the Stanley Cup finals, typically conklin!"
by K Lo June 24, 2006
Teacher:Now, while you're spot-welding, do not burn the hoses.
...5 minutes later.
Guy1: Shit dude, you're burning the hose!
Guy2: Shit, i pulled a conklin.
...5 minutes later.
Guy1: Shit dude, you're burning the hose!
Guy2: Shit, i pulled a conklin.
by Sol Surfer December 15, 2007
Apr 21 trending
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- 3. Girls who eat carrots
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- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
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- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
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- 29. TSIF
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