Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and gets sunburned (see "Sun dried tomatoes") and once the scrotum starts peel, it is referred to as "Cabbage Bag

I went to the nude beach last week and my balls look like a Cabbage Bag

by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020

Cabbagestuffer

Someone who ejaculates inside of cabbages.

That guy is a real cabbagestuffer! Fuck him!

by Krakoa February 1, 2021

Cabbage

When someone is so bad at video games they might as well be classified as a vegetable.

"This guy is a certified cabbage. He acts like he is using a track pad to aim".

by Klwd February 9, 2021

Cabbage

A stupid stupid sussy vegetable that only Baka eat so gross😫🥵😫🥵😫🥵🥵🥵🥵😫😫😫😫 SO SUS OMG

Cabbage so gross sussy Baka

by Sussy man May 10, 2021

Cabbage Head

Cabbage Head alternative White Person

Man! look at that cabbage head lol

by King Renzo July 11, 2021

Cambage

Verb: To consistently blame other reasons for poor behaviour and bad attitude that is clearly attributable only to you.

“Jane got drunk and fucked up again but she cambage’d and blamed her friends for not looking out for her, her boyfriend foe not being sensitive and her parents for not buying her a pony in grade 6. Typical!”

by Fklz July 18, 2021

Cabbaged

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form

Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?

by TooStoned2Care August 17, 2021