4 definitions by TooStoned2Care
When two Mormons want to have sex but they don't want to make god angry so the male puts a condom on (or a "Mormon dancing glove") and puts it in his girlfriend, and the both of them "dance" or move with each other. Because the guy is wearing a condom, the skin doesn't touch and therefore god cannot be upset.
Mormon Joe: I really want to have sex with you, and i don't want to upset God, but it seems like soaking and jumping don't do it for me no more.
Mormon Jane: We could try dancing
Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
Mormon Jane: We could try dancing
Mormon Joe: That sounds good, lemme get my dancing glove so i don't upset God.
by TooStoned2Care October 3, 2021
(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form
Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form
Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form
Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!
Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?
Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?
by TooStoned2Care August 18, 2021
(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form
Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form
Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form
Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!
Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?
Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?
by TooStoned2Care September 5, 2021
(slang, noun) named after Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, means anyone working for Facebook, whether it be the facebook team, their moderators, the US Government, or Mark Zuckerberg himself. Anyone who can terminate your account for rules either already stated or not yet stated (because they haven't come up with em yet)
Also called: Zuckerfuck, Zuccypoo, Zucky Wucky uwu, Warden Zucc
Also called: Zuckerfuck, Zuccypoo, Zucky Wucky uwu, Warden Zucc
Person 1: God I hate Canadians
Person 2: Yooo, chill, Zucc will throw you in FB jail
Person 1: (30 days later) Damn... you right.
Person 2: Yooo, chill, Zucc will throw you in FB jail
Person 1: (30 days later) Damn... you right.
by TooStoned2Care September 5, 2021