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Cabbages, Cabbages 

A dismissive term used to stop a superfluous avenue of conversation, or that the current discussion goes without saying.

A dismissive term is used to curtail a digressive conversation.

It can mean: "let's move on, we can discuss that later".

It also mean: "we've had this discussion before, and I still agree with you"

Often used when it's clearly established that the parties in the conversation agree with each other anyway.
A: Isn't the government awful
B: Yes that new policy sucks
A: I'm still annoyed at that one last year..
B: *cutting in* cabbages, cabbages...
A: hmmmm...
Cabbages, Cabbages by _puddles October 7, 2021

mini cabbages 

Suzan made mini cabbages with balsamic vinegar as part of her holiday dinner.
I never got why they call them Brussels Sprouts, they're obviously mini cabbages.
mini cabbages by MikeInDC November 18, 2019

calibrating cabbages 

When you get asked what you have been up to and have nothing interesting to say
Person 1: So what have you been up to lately?

Person 2: Not much just calibrating cabbages
calibrating cabbages by Dr Cabbage September 9, 2010

Crackin' cabbages 

fart, lettin' er rip, breaking wind, falttulence,
I told you that you ate too much roasted garlic, and now you'll be crackin' cabbages all night!
Crackin' cabbages by mirmon March 20, 2019

Cabbage Patch Stalker 

A hideous looking stalker of the third kind that resembles the apperance of a 'cabbage patch kid' from the classic 1980s collectors cards. They will stop at nothing to stalk their unwitting victims and subject them to their ungainly mis-shapen ugly form, offering unlimited freaky sex. Many victims have never recovered from one of these hideous encounters.
Everything was fine in the office until the daylight was shut out by the unwitting rise of the cabbage patch stalker in front of the windows.. no man survived that day..