A cruel joke spreading across the universe, where the Phandom (Phan shippers) tells people not to cry, but to craft, as Dan and Phil mentioned in their April Fool's Day video prank.
Watch out, the Phandom has risen.
Watch out, the Phandom has risen.
"Bro, I'm crying so hard; Angela left me."
"Don't cry, craft."
"What?"
"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."
"Don't cry, craft."
"What?"
"Follow the footsteps of Dan and Phil. Join the Phandom. Don't cry, craft."
by jawnthehedgelord April 19, 2015
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by Bigger Durty October 18, 2013
Get the creazy mug.by HarryBolz November 4, 2014
Get the Crapload mug.It's the perfect response when you haven't been listening at all.
It works whether the other person has been saying something funny, or sad, or infuriating, or boring....
It works whether the other person has been saying something funny, or sad, or infuriating, or boring....
Them: 'my girlfriend dumped me last night'
You (thirsty, not paying attention): 'oh man, that's crazy'
Them: 'I won 500 bucks at craps last weekend'
You (hungry, daydreaming about a tasty sandwich, not listening): 'wow, that's crazy'
You (thirsty, not paying attention): 'oh man, that's crazy'
Them: 'I won 500 bucks at craps last weekend'
You (hungry, daydreaming about a tasty sandwich, not listening): 'wow, that's crazy'
by hapahacker February 10, 2010
Get the that's crazy mug.The condition of a person who is afraid of crackheads and discriminates against people who smoke crack.
Jim: Do you think Rob Ford should still be the Mayor of Toronto?
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!
Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!
ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.
Bob: Sure! Rob Ford is THE MAN !!!
Jim: Well, I certainly don't think so!
Bob: Yeah. That's because you, Jim ... yes, you Sir ... are suffering from crackophobia!
ex. Glenn Jessome does not think that a crackhead should be a Mayor of a city or drive heavy equipment because he suffering from crackophobia.
by GlennyJ November 10, 2013
Get the crackophobia mug.Jennifer: "My crimrack is really sore today!"
Wendy: "What happened?"
Jennifer: "Chris went down on me for a while last night and his chin stubble tore up my crimrack something fierce!"
Wendy: "Oh! I always make Steve shave before he rests his chin."
Wendy: "What happened?"
Jennifer: "Chris went down on me for a while last night and his chin stubble tore up my crimrack something fierce!"
Wendy: "Oh! I always make Steve shave before he rests his chin."
by Trova January 12, 2015
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