reverse blumpkin

When a man has anal sex with a woman, fecal matters get on his dick, and the woman then gives him a blow job with the fecal matter still on his dick.

"Last night I was pounding my girl in the ass when I felt something warm on my dick. She shit on my dick, so I made her give me a reverse blumpkin to clean it up."

by brandilizzz October 22, 2008

Blumpkin'd

When you post on Facebook and two seconds to one hour later someone posts under it and says they could, would, should, but gotta, work, shave, cry, or they would totally get involved.

Dude! I just posted two seconds ago and fuckin' "so and so" already says they gotta work, shave, cry. Now no one else will touch this post with a ten foot keyboard. Fuckin' blumpkin'd my shit!!!

by GUY FORGET August 11, 2014

thro-blumpkin

last night my girl gave me a thro-blumpkin damn that shit was messy

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

blumpkin

when a guy is taking a shit and girl is on her knee's giving him some becky!

come give me a blumpkin

by liltootie24 August 6, 2009

blumpkin

A person who doesn't know if they are coming or going.

That ditzy girl is such a blumpkin

by jenclem February 19, 2011

Blumpkin

A fat piece of white trash with especially poor hygiene and body odor. A loser who isn't going to do anything with their life and always makes excuses about how their problems are beyond control.

Dude: Did you hear about Christian's car? It broke down again so he isn't going to be able to move out of his mom's any time soon now.

Guy: Maybe if he stopped being a blumpkin and got a job and stopped buying $50 cars that break down then he could make some progress.

by DATAyymbr March 8, 2014

Blumpkin Man

Charles of the McDonalds grill. It's a bird, it's a plane, no, it's B-l-l-lumpkinnnn Mann.

Blumpkin man wears a visor.

by Jose July 9, 2004