thro-blumpkin 

the act of throwing up and taking a poop while getting a blow job. You are excreting from all holes

thro-blumpkin by Anonymous February 27, 2003

thro-blumpkin 

last night my girl gave me a thro-blumpkin damn that shit was messy

thro-blumpkin by Anonymous February 27, 2003

Theoblumpkin 

Getting oral sex while eat ones favorite meal, taking a dump, drinking a favorite beverage, smoking weed ,and watching TV.

Theoblumpkin comes from the prefix Theo meaning god and of course the famous blumpkin- Getting head while taking a dump.

Last night i got some taco bell to go and when i got home cindy was at my place so i put on cops and she gladly gave me a theoblumpkin while i ate.

Theoblumpkin by himynameisted August 18, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012