dumping jack

the act of pooping on a females chest while jacking off

I took a dumping jack on Jane last night

by Defcon3 January 19, 2009

Spouse-Jack

Hijacking your spouse/partner/girlfriend/boyfriend online account (Facebook/Twitter/etc) that has been left logged in and unlocked (Laptop/Phone/Tablet) to post funny messages as them.

I forgot to lock my iPhone and my wife Spouse-Jacked my Facebook account.

by futiles September 5, 2010

One Jack at a Time

To do a good deed. To save one from depression.

Saving the world, one Jack at a time.

by Twenty Three Yorks in my Fetus September 24, 2011

Shower Jack

A little boy that finds out the wonders of masturbation while in the shower. When he gets older he is constantly in the shower for 2 hours at a time.

Jack : why does he take so long in the shower ?

Joe : because he is such a shower jack

by Hsbevebnsjchdbsnelfjbd d August 28, 2013

cracker jack'd

To be robbed by a Caucasia.

Damn man, I just got Cracker Jack'd

by Me not You. July 25, 2014

Meme jack

When one person steals another person's meme without a customary like or upvote

Don't you hate when someone meme jacks you and they get more likes?

by DelusionsOfAdequacy April 19, 2018

anti-jack

Firmly gripping your penis and wedging it between the claw of a hammer, causing an inconceivable amount of pain.

The opposite of ejaculation.

fuck man i'm so bummed i'm gonna go home and anti-jack

by XyferGaming October 4, 2017