verb - to complain, whine, cry or bitch about anything/something/anybody
noun - a complainer, a whiner, a bitch
noun - a complainer, a whiner, a bitch
Setting: Your two young children are screaming incessantly and constantly crying. So you exclaim: "Jimmy, Ani stop snurfing!" VERB
Setting: Your 6foot3 wife is non-stop bitching at you about nothing of any significance. So you say to her: "Geez Lisa, stop being a f-ing snurf..." NOUN
Setting: Your 6foot3 wife is non-stop bitching at you about nothing of any significance. So you say to her: "Geez Lisa, stop being a f-ing snurf..." NOUN
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Get the snurf mug.A term for a certain type of Australian woman living in London. They tend to be kind and friendly and have been known to produce smijins, a cloquial and endearing term for their offspring.
Often they stay overseas for extended periods of time but always hanker for returning to the land of their birth. Often they will take with them a life partner from overseas on their return. Noted for their beauty and brilliant personality the selected partner should feel greatly honoured and extremely fortunate that the smurfer chose them as The One.
Often they stay overseas for extended periods of time but always hanker for returning to the land of their birth. Often they will take with them a life partner from overseas on their return. Noted for their beauty and brilliant personality the selected partner should feel greatly honoured and extremely fortunate that the smurfer chose them as The One.
That woman must be a smurfer she has such a wonderful personality.
I hope a smurfer selects me someday.
I hope a smurfer selects me someday.
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