Ginger Kids 

Children with red hair, light skin, and freckles. We've all seen them. On the playground, at the store, walking on the streets. They creep us out, and make us sick to our stomachs. I'm talking, of course, about Ginger kids. Ginger kids are born with a disease which causes very light skin , red hair, and freckles. This disease is called “gingervitis.” Kids who have gingervitis cannot be cured. Because their skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun, not unlike... vampires. Some people have red hair, but not light skin and freckles. These people are called “daywalkers.” Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse, and unless we work to rid the earth of that curse, the gingers could envelop our lives in blackness for all time. It is time that we all admit to ourselves that gingers are vile and disgusting. In conclusion, I will leave you with this: if you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one, think again...

Ginger kids have no souls.

We must rid the earth of ginger kids.

Ginger Kids by laddertoheaven April 29, 2008

Ginger Kid 

Red haired kid with freckles and white skin. These children are normal and the best in the world and will dominate the human race.

Wow i shouldn't of called that red head a ginger kid he will now torcher me because he is the master human on Earth.

Ginger Kid by GINGERKING246 April 11, 2010

ginger bitch 

a conniving, pretentious ass douche that utilizes deception and malicious tactics of douche-baggerie in an effort to avoid conflict while elevating one’s self-efficacy all while maintaining a constant condition of burgundy tinted tresses in the cranial and pubic region.

I hate every ginger bitch within the confines of the United States. And Canada. especially french canadians. total cocksuckers.

All ginger bitches are curly headed fucks.

ginger bitch by brother of ginger bitch May 12, 2010

Ginger Dick 

Having intercourse or masturbating long and/or hard enough without efficient lubrication to cause the head and part of the shaft to become red, inflamed, and raw.

"Dude, I fucked that chick from the bar last night. All night! But she was dry, I didn't have any lube and now I got ginger dick."

"Hey, you hear the perv at the end of the dorm got busted spanking it? He was at it so hard, gave himself ginger dick."

Ginger Dick by Dovahkriid January 27, 2017

Ginger Jesus 

-is a look of a redheaded man (ginger male) that resembles the aura of the actual Jesus: Red beard, and long wavy hair. It is the cultural context that is accepted by the long haired ginger's.

"Hey man has anybody said this but you look like a ginger Jesus with all that ginger hair and that red beard man. Thanks for presenting us with you presence."

Ginger Jesus by Superkennell88 November 15, 2016

Ginger Teeth 

A Smith with discoloured (orangy ginger) teeth

Look at that typical smith with ginger teeth!

Ginger Teeth by SuperSmithy October 5, 2008

Ginger Jerky 

The act of a hick arp running 2 miles while naked in the middle of the woods while snacking on beef jerky and playing the banjo.

Person 1: "Look at that hick run."

Person 2: "I reckon he has a mile time of at least 5 minute."

Person 1: "I bet he's a ginger jerky."

Ginger Jerky by mgurbandictionary February 19, 2009