Fart With Headphones On 

1. Fart With Headphones On is esteemed YouTube vlogger Michelle Vargas' solo project.

2. The concept of farting with one's headphones on is to brush aside trivial stress that may arise from various activities, such as farting in public while wearing headphones.

Pastor Mike had a hearty breakfast and decided to listen to Relient K while cleaning up after Sunday's service. And old lady approached him from behind as he let a quite un-Christian fart rip. The old woman was shocked. Pastor Mike turned around and thought to himself, "That's the chance you take when you fart with headphones on."

Fart With Headphones On by SchalamiOnRye August 21, 2011

Fart-Arsing 

carrying out a series of small tasks while on the way out the door, delaying your departure. Fart arseing is often an infectious activity and can quickly spread across a group, severely undermining their ability to actually go anywhere.

Alex is really fart-arsing about now, that's going to make us so late...but actually while he's at it maybe I have time to redo my eyeliner.

Fart-Arsing by Bettibipbop July 7, 2017

Fart Enthusiast 

One with an inappropriate and/or perverse affinity for humor related to the passing of gas.

See also: dad

He is such a fart enthusiast that even the juicy splatter of a ketchup bottle makes him burst into uncontrolled laughter.

Fart Enthusiast by KingofSpainGG December 15, 2010

Fart Eater 

Fart eater (noun) - someone who is addicted to sucking gaseous discharge from a living organisms anus.

Kelvin, I think I'm a fart eater. I woke up in the middle of the night sucking the fart out of my neighbours penguin using a straw while sleepwalking. I crave farts all day and night I can ignore it no longer. I am a fart eater.

Fart Eater by Lifesapieceofpoop November 23, 2016

fart sex 

farting into one another's asses.

One day Bart and Suzie went to a Mexican restaurant, they both had refryed beans. And later on that night they were both getting all kinds of feelings. They both had caught a bad case of Gas from the beans. They also wanted to try something waay more kinkier than usual. So Bart layed on his stomach without pants or underwear on. This turned Suzie waaay on. so she took off her pants and underwear and she layed upon Bart butt to butt. And by accident Bart farted into Suzie's ass. This actualy gave her an exciting feeing so then she farted in his. And this continued on through the night. There being fart sex.

fart sex by Aubrey & Danielle October 9, 2008

Fart Poo 

Before your comfortable passing wind in front of the person you are trying to impress, holding in all your farts means that the tiny fart molecules join together and form a fart poo. Smaller than a regular size poo, just a collection of farts forming one solid mass. Usually when the fart poo is passing through it is accompanied by a fresh batch of very loud farts which echo loudly around the toilet basin.

A person most likely to experience fart poos is the trump collector.

Tom: "I didn't want to fart in front of Naomi the other day so I held in all my farts"
Will: "Surely that can't be good for you"
Tom: "My stomach started hurting, and then I went to the toilet and deposited a fart poo"

"I've been holding in these farts all day now I really need to get rid of this fart poo"

Fart Poo by freshticles April 22, 2012

Fart and Depart 

To fart and then leave the scene of the crime before the deed is discovered.

Bill: 'Urgh, what's that smell?'
Alice: 'Chris must have let one go. A classic case of fart and depart.'

Fart and Depart by Dr C-K January 18, 2010