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Honors English 9

A living fucking hell with lots of homework that will get you no where in life. Endless amounts of sleepless nights.
by user00000000000000000000000001 February 13, 2023
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English saddle

When you pour hot tea on a woman before performing doggy style. Most commonly you pour on the ass cheeks.
Start the kettle luv, I’m horny, can we do a english saddle ye? My lil equestrian hoe
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English Teacher

Either an amazing teacher who actually makes the class interesting and lets you share your writing, a somewhat boring teacher who’s a little too into Lord of the Flies…

Or the biggest creep in the entire school. If you get that one male English teacher, you feel uncomfortable every time you walk into the classroom. He says “hope everything comes out okay” every time you use the restroom, and is always talking about his college daughter or his dog. Everyone (even the kid who’s a suck-up) absolutely hates him, and common practices in that English class include shit-talking the teacher and playing CoolMathGames instead of doing his absolutely pointless essay.
Person A: “Hey, did you do Mr. Barham’s essay? English Teacher”
Person B: “Uh, fuck no? I hate that class.”
Person A: “Playing FireBoy and WaterGirl with Person C.”
by Phasmomaniac November 10, 2022
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English teacher

A rat who makes you analyze the most simple words ever. He also often is a simp for girls that are 30 years younger then him.
"Read the text and make a summary in 50 paragraphs" - A rdm English teacher
by Laynad00 May 3, 2021
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english

a class which is torture
i dont want to go to english
by shrekisverycool March 21, 2023
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Check English Light

Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.
"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)

"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)

"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"
by Izzybaby1312 July 28, 2021
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OG English Gang

Only the elite interlects... Plus Ryan obviously. No man will ever fall over as much as Rory, no man will ever be as disappointing as Ryan and no woman will ever make such a mistake that Amber has not already made worse of. At this point, it's kinda dying but the lasting memory needs to be kept, for Batty's sake at a bare minimum. Liv will never be missed, but our memes will never be outperformed... Our legacy lives on forever! Also, we have Ellie, bc why not?!
Damn, I miss OG English Gang with Miss Armes... Those were the days!!
by OGEnglish November 22, 2022
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