The Smelly English Muffin

Taking a stick of butter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the butter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english muffin then feeding it to the girl.

Corey: Hey Sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning

The Smelly English Muffin by Sashco Mitev October 8, 2008

the girl in my english class 

she is so gorgeous that you can't say anything to her face. you don't look at her directly as if she were the sun. she enjoys things you find interesting, yet you have a hard time talking to her. she bumps into you, you say sorry, but she keeps walking and you're left feeling a bit disappointed. she's smart, funny, and has an edge but also looks so soft that you want to swim in her eyes and braid her hair. you yearn for her touch, but you've hardly spoken to her all year. if you do talk to her, you can't tell where her heart lies. you ask yourself how you can determine if she likes you. you never will know unless you ask, thus you perish.

you: oh my god the girl in my english class is so gorgeous i can't anything to her face, 'cause look at that face
friend: lol dude just talk to her
you: ok but that requires words coming out of my lips to form coherent sentences
friend: it's not that hard, look here she comes
you: guess i'll die
friend: then perish

the girl in my english class by thanks! February 3, 2018

AP english 

A great opportunity for personal growth. Despite what these critics say, it is very gooooood.

All your grades are belonging to me.

AP english by Chris G: Unibrowed P-I-M-P January 12, 2005

guerilla english 

1) To completely confuse someone when it is least expected or appropriate.
2) Used to get someones attention by suprising them with an unexpected response to a question or comment.

Jim: "Hey Bob, beautiful weather we're having isn't it?"

Bob, cutting Jim of at the end of his sentance

Bob: "What did you call me?"

jim has just been guerilla english ambushed

guerilla english by shintox February 12, 2008

Tarzan English 

Broken version of English that is used by software developers all around the world who don't speak English as their native tongue.

Instead of: "I can have that done for you in few hours, sir", using Tarzan English, they would say something along the lines of: "Only few hours, sir, for you I have that done!"

Tarzan English by DeveloperFromEurope June 4, 2016

write an english paper 

See see a man about a wallaby.

I'm gonna go write an english paper.

write an english paper by pt_Kreepy March 22, 2004

Plug and Chug English 

The attempt to quantify language by forcing parameters, such as Jane Schafer Method, on writers, and thereby inhibiting the creativity of entire student populations.

eg.

A concrete detail is always accompanied by two commentaries.

Body Paragraph = CD + CM + CM + CD + CM + CM

English teachers that think inside the box force their students to learn Plug and Chug English.

Plug and Chug English by James Caton February 14, 2008