roasted cunt muffin

domesticated mothers who will not let their children out past 10pm becuase they didnt do their laundry

mrs. law is a prime example of a roasted cunt muffin and is evil

by john and the showerettes June 22, 2006

rooter

A fucking try-hard wannabe. Found at most English universities, wearing a pink t-shirt, stupid cancer band, "retro" trainers, ripped jeans and some kind of gay chinese symbol tattoo.

"Russ is such a rooter"

by Lewis1983 June 5, 2005

roasted chin nuts

it's when you got your dilz in their mouth and you bust a load.

"Hey girl have you ever had roasted chin nuts?"
"I've heard of chestnuts but what are chin nuts?"
"Its when i got my dilznick in yo' mouth!"

by Logan October 4, 2003

roaster

A girl or woman who is hot. A play on "hottie", but a roaster is slightly hotter than the average hottie. To "roast" is to be a hottie.

Whoa, check her out---she's a real roaster!" Also as a verb: "she roasts!"

by witchdoc64 April 20, 2011

rooster combs

the flabby and loose pieces of skin that hang from the vagina.

look at the scabs on her rooster combs!

by button January 13, 2005

Rooteen

The act of hiring a person to do lude acts for entertainment purposes.

I think we should get a midget stripper to come in tommorow with a cake and a little rooteen for Matt and Kyle for our anniversary.

by sultan of salt November 19, 2007

rooted

If something is "rooted", it has had the "Royal Order Of The Dick"

Your car isn't going - it's had the Royal Order (It's fucked!)

by Sharpy August 25, 2004