ldi*

ldi<insert the first letter of your town here>. An abbreviation for "Littlest Dick In <wherever>". You can use it to joke about yourself or hang shit on someone.

Yeah, Mike reckons he's got LDIM, but it makes HIM cum!!

by Sharpy September 09, 2004

rooted

If something is "rooted", it has had the "Royal Order Of The Dick"

Your car isn't going - it's had the Royal Order (It's fucked!)

by Sharpy August 25, 2004