An unholy fusion of chaos and kink where one or more participants get twisted, flipped, and drenched in so much bodily fluid that it feels less like sex and more like a sci-fi ritual. Involves at least one unexpected object, a safe word that gets ignored, and ends with someone yelling, “Did we just time travel?!”
“Bro… she pulled out the strap, the Nutella, and a Bluetooth speaker playing Gregorian moans—next thing I know we’re mid-scrambledjizzletron and my soul’s in another tax bracket.”
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n. The potential towards moral inconsistency.
Simply put, Sacrimony is the tendency of a person or group to espouse moral superiority and dictate moral authority. An exhibitor of Sacrimony asserts that their opinions and beliefs are the *sole* correct beliefs, and believes anyone who doesn't follow to the letter is less moral than them. Even when their actions, prior statements and the context of those actions paint a different picture. A sacrimonious person decides morality not by the action and context, but by who they can more easily/acceptably throw blame at and act more brazenly against,often heavily reliant on personal feelings of animosity and skewed perspective.
When this inconsistency is brought up, a sacrimonious entity will take the disruption to their perceived moral superiority like blasphemy. They are liable to turn this questioning on their perceived accuser, framing them uncharitably to preserve the moral high ground, then turn their animosity towards said "accuser" for their dissent, insisting moral superiority to gain support.
Much like a fascist is obsessed with the pageantry of power, a sacrimonious entity is obsessed with the pageantry of morality and heroism. While real morality entails consistency, impartiality and accountability, sacrimony doesn't have any of those checks. Sacrimony entails picking, choosing and justifying after the fact, with all hints of flaws to be swept aside or excused.
n. The potential towards moral inconsistency.
Simply put, Sacrimony is the tendency of a person or group to espouse moral superiority and dictate moral authority. An exhibitor of Sacrimony asserts that their opinions and beliefs are the *sole* correct beliefs, and believes anyone who doesn't follow to the letter is less moral than them. Even when their actions, prior statements and the context of those actions paint a different picture. A sacrimonious person decides morality not by the action and context, but by who they can more easily/acceptably throw blame at and act more brazenly against,often heavily reliant on personal feelings of animosity and skewed perspective.
When this inconsistency is brought up, a sacrimonious entity will take the disruption to their perceived moral superiority like blasphemy. They are liable to turn this questioning on their perceived accuser, framing them uncharitably to preserve the moral high ground, then turn their animosity towards said "accuser" for their dissent, insisting moral superiority to gain support.
Much like a fascist is obsessed with the pageantry of power, a sacrimonious entity is obsessed with the pageantry of morality and heroism. While real morality entails consistency, impartiality and accountability, sacrimony doesn't have any of those checks. Sacrimony entails picking, choosing and justifying after the fact, with all hints of flaws to be swept aside or excused.
"I made it a point to never talk to any one of the debate team at my high school after that year. Turns out that place is a festering pit of sacrimony."
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Get the Sausage Scramble mug.Reverse Scrambled Egg is a vomit and sperm-based sex act in which the boy is sick on a girl's naval and then proceeds to jizz on it.
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.
The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Then couple can then proceed to do whatever; eat/drink it (depending on the consistency), dance around in it, or just wipe it away.
The name comes from the colour, a scrambled egg is white on bottom and yellow on top, a reverse is yellow (sick) on bottom and white (cum) on top
Did you see Clive the other day, he was still ill from doing a Reverse Scrambled Egg.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
I'm gonna break up with my girlfriend after she asked me to Reverse Scrambled Egg her and dance around in it.
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"Christian sure loves his chicken scrambles"
"I hope they done do chicken scrambles the same way my mama done did it"
"Christian sure loves his chicken scrambles"
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