The Blind Gummies 

The Blind Munchies as experienced by a person, usually a senior, who needs but does not have serviceable dentures.

Man, I got such a serious case of The Blind Gummies on my 70th that I hit up the 7-11 for all of its chips.

The Blind Gummies by The Texian September 5, 2018

poop blind 

The urge to poop so bad you have tunnel vision for the bathroom.

Ray zoned out for half of the class. After yesterday’s breakfast burrito hit bottom he had gone poop blind.

poop blind by 367 September 27, 2018

Phone Blind 

When your phone is so cracked you can’t see anything on it

When my phone was servely cracked I went phone blind

Phone Blind by Katy Pig October 7, 2018

Italian Blind Russian 

When in Italy and you want a white or blind Russian, but they don’t have Kaluha. Instead you ask for tumbler, full of ice, with one shot of vodka, single espresso, and top off with Bailey’s. Boom, Italian Blind Russian!!! Substitute cream for Italian White Russian.

Senore, per favore, Un Italian Blind Russian

Italian Blind Russian by ThierryPubesHenry October 22, 2018

united blind

A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.

United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn

All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum

united blind by HumbleFootballGuy420 March 8, 2019

Double Blind Placebo 

Both partners are blindfolded, they each sit on one of their hands until it falls asleep. They then proceed to masturbate their partner, with their numb hand.

Karen: What did you do last night, Amanda?
Amanda: Chad and I stayed home and did a Double Blind Placebo!

Double Blind Placebo by kimmytee October 12, 2019

Boy blind 

when a boy seems like he has such a good personality, you become blind to how he looks.

friend: you actually the worst taste in boys

me: i think i’m boy blind

Boy blind by BBarbiex0x0 September 3, 2020