Gheto Speed

The speed you run at when you are being chased down the street by police.

"Ah man dawg, the police found my stash and i had to run at Gheto speed just to get here!"

by urkadur August 28, 2008

Torpo Speed

Maximum speed when object shoots out of water.

lauren got smacked with torpo speed.

by laurens mom October 20, 2010

Hong Kong Speed

So fast and beast just like the speed of Hong Kong

"When are you going to be there"
"Already there, hong kong speed man"

by Wonton Panda September 26, 2010

high speed trick fucking

the kind of sex you have while swinging on the ceiling fan, riding on the hood of the car, or rafting whitewater.

I wore him out with all that high speed trick fucking last nite!

by Ldestruckto June 13, 2009

internet speed

the speed of your internet, usually measured in KBps or MBps.

My internet speed is teh sux0r.

by Nick June 27, 2004

percy-speed

Abnormally slow, apathetic human movement.

It took an hour to clean the boat because Dave was moving at percy-speed.

by Donkey81 February 25, 2008

percy-speed

Percy-speed v(P) is defined by...
v(P) = Pm/r² , where:

P = the percy-speed constant = 7.3635
m = your mass
r² = your distance at any point in time from Percy

Essentially, the further you are from Percy, the faster you move.

The bartenders at Segafredo serve at percy-speed.

by Jeff81 March 31, 2008