Trokie Smash

(n.) - a complete ladies man; a manwhore

- the epitome of a true manly man

- someone who can knock down brick wall with just his pinky

(v.) to be fully enraged by something trivial

Dude, that guy at the bar is such a trokie smash

My fantasy team lost?! TROKIE SMASH!!!

by anon87674 September 5, 2013

Smash Rate

When you rate someone if you'd smash or nah

Guy 1: Wanna smash rate?
Guy 2: Sure
Guy 1: Jennifer
Guy 2: a 6 I'd smash

by Kyweezy November 18, 2016

Vegan Smash

Very boring, flavorless, unnurishing missionary sex with a condom on and no eating ass.

Friend: how was last night?
Me: vegan smash bro, wasted a condom bro and now I gotta wash my sheets. Ugh.

by SexDr69 October 12, 2019

Smash cones

To be smoking bongloads or pipeloads of cannabis, where the bowl is shaped like a cone.

Bro last night i was gonna smash cones with stoners on FB live, but my phone battery died.

by Danbridge August 14, 2018

smashing clams

When two females’, slam into each other in the scissor position.

Yo Gertrude, smashing clams with you is so enlightening.

by KatSeren January 23, 2018

smashing change

Playing with lady parts with your fingers.

Johnny got caught smashing change with hilda.

by CDLC July 20, 2019

Smashed the Blanket

Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.

Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None

by Glazier_Status September 28, 2015