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Brown Submarine

A feacal deposit left in the toilet bowl following an unsuccessful flush. Due to the density of human excreta these visual obscenities usually reside at periscope depth. Simple post-flush checks by the degenerates that leave them behind would render the Brown Submarine a thing of the past.
Bridge Officer: Captain! Bearing 030 off the starboard bow. Brown Submarine!

Captain: Set Depth Charges to Zero...Fire 1...Fire 2...

Bridge Officer: ....Enemy flushed sir.

Captain: Good work sailor, the Rear Admiral will be pleased.
by BrianTrousers February 16, 2009
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Whale Subs

A man who gives large amounts of money in financial domination.
“I wish we could go to the mall today but none of my paypigs sent today…”

“No worries! I totally drained my Whale Subs today, drinks on me!”
by Allmyni August 30, 2021
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Service submissive

A submissive who enjoys and finds erotic
- often extreme - pleasure in acts of service for their domme or dom.
1. As Sadie’s service submissive, he was very aroused when completing housework and running errands for his domme.
2. Being a service submissive, it seriously turns on Michael when he tailors and fixes his domme’s clothes.
by BottomSmack23 February 10, 2022
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sublime

1 divine happiness
2 a band that gives me jus that
Sublime just makes me dance!!!!!

they FUCKIN ROCK*******
by Donna October 28, 2003
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subie

lance armstrong does ads for subies.
by that dood July 11, 2004
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subhy

They are usually big nosed people with a bad sense of style with their hair and it usually looks like a nest!
Subhy : Can i have some tissue please sir.
teacher : Yes of course.
( he blows his nose and there wasn't enought tissue for his humongous nose so that it fell on the floor)
Teacher : Clean it up! and Remind me to give you the whole roll next time!
by neek head June 12, 2007
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suburbumpkin

This is a person who lives in the suburbs and rarely comes downtown, but has decided to do so, and is now making a mess of traffic. They typically look quite confused as they try to comprehend the usefulness of one-way streets. They can also look and a little scared as they grip their purses and eye the non-caucasians over their shoulders. They drive like out-of-towner idiots.
Person 1 "Damn, whats with the downtown traffic tonight?"

Person 2 "It's all the suburbumpkins that have come in for the baseball game at the dome...LOOKOUT!"
by jiminez April 26, 2005
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