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Age of determination

The age at which one can determine/pick which sports teams they will follow before being considered a bandwagon. There are multiple acceptable reasons to choose a team as long as it is before the age of determination(0-7) 5 being the gold standard
Tim became a laker fan by the spring age of 5 therefore he is within the age of determination
by Ac3B00Gi3 March 23, 2019
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All you muddle-aged guys out there

Da actual mental state of Red Green's main audience (you know who **you** are!) who listens to his "sage wisdom and witty revelations" lectures.
I'd like to talk to all you muddle-aged guys out there --- if you get college certification but all of your prospective employers just roll their eyes at your so-called "qualifications", just tell them that you do everything that Red Green says, and that'll PROVE that you're certifiable! Remember --- I'm pullin' for ya --- we're all in this together!
by QuacksO December 1, 2024
mugGet the All you muddle-aged guys out theremug.

Aged Canoli

The old lady pulled down her pants and revealed her aged canoli.
by watupshitsucker?! June 29, 2010
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AG

AG has been one of the best since 2017, I LOVE THIS PACKING CLAN. This has been the most best clan I've ever seen.
AG Is the Most Best Clan In 2023 I Love It, Might been the best packing clan i've ever seen
by Jasiah Montgomery November 27, 2023
mugGet the AGmug.

drinking age

a age that unfortunately in the united states is 21 when it should be 18. it wasn't always this. ronald reagan forced the states to raise the age to 21.
by Libertypedia May 29, 2023
mugGet the drinking agemug.

Ass age

The amount of age added to someone due to being rode hard and put up wet.
Oooh she pretty for 50, no honey she's only 30. Omg her ass age gone up.
by Shabooki Ramirez June 11, 2019
mugGet the Ass agemug.

"dark ages"-inquiry phone call

Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).
During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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