googled

to be in a relationship with someone who works for Google, and therefore is a kept man/woman.

Jessica? Oh she got googled. She meets her boyfriend at work to eat the free Google lunch and then they go on a Google bike ride.

by nyk2663 June 1, 2011

Google Mum

A "Google Mum" is a non-technical affine girl or woman, which hasn't any computer skills but is capable of using "Google".

She: "Hey, where do i get an antivirus software from"

Male1: "Why don't you just google it!"

Male1 to Male 2: "'Damn her, she isn't even a Google Mum"

by Ltd_Dan82 November 5, 2012

Google+

A shitty app that desperately tries to become a decent social media website when in reality the only way they've ever earned the amount of users they have is because of how they latch onto YouTube like a leech or else nobody would care about it's existence (and rightfully so). It features:
-Awful platforming and organization.
-Shit people without any form of social life
-The holy grail of horny, roleplaying 10 year olds and up.

We all hope that any active Google+ user never actually reproduces in real life. Or else the future of our planet will be filled with sensitive snobs who have trouble connecting with other human beings who attention seeks at every opportunity they could take.

Joe: Wow! Google+ is an amazing app! I love talking with pathetic nobodies!
John: Please get laid, Joe.

by Croconaww November 16, 2018

No Google

When you can answer a seemingly difficult question from memory and without the aid of a search engine.

Especially used when others call shenanigans on your vast repository of trivial knowledge.

Friend: Hey, who's that dude that does the voice of Shaggy?

Me: Casey Kasem... No Google!

by ml415 January 13, 2011

Google

A unstoppable empire of evil disguised as a popular internet search engine. Google has been effectivly taking over the internet superpowers that could help stop it's evil advance to global domination.

Dude 1: "did you hear Google just bought youtube?"

Dude 2: yeah, it's like Google's trying to take over the internet, one website at a time.

by Joes momma December 9, 2008

Googled

The act of searching any part of the Google Network

A state of mind, ie Your so googled

I googled THPS3 soundtrack and The Ace of Spades is in it.

by p June 4, 2004

Search Google or type a URL

when you get caught peeing in the kitchen sink.

Mom: wtf is wrong with you
Me: The fact that dad left me when I was 5, Mom.
Mom: haha u loser
6 hours later
Me: *goes on computer and types Search Google or type a URL*
Me: Huh.

by vaginavato69 April 22, 2019