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Jesus Freak

Someone you just want to slap because you hate them so much. They don't have anything better to do with their lives than just go to church and try to push people into their religion like a pill pusher. They also say that everything they do is a thing of god.
Like Marianne Bryant in 'Easy A' aka Amanda Bynes' Character

EXAMPLE FROM EASY A:
person 1: Well Why didn't he get into college?"
Jesus Freak: " Its all part of god's plan. If god would've wanted him to go to college, then god would've gave him the answers to those tests and allowed him to go!"
Person 1: (giggles and laughs hysterically): "are you serious? Do you honestly believe that?"
Jesus Freak:"Of course, now you are going to hell because you don't believe what I believe!"
by Someone3 March 7, 2011
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jesus freak

1. A hippy who have converted to fundamentalist christianity.

2. A square christian who adopt hippy trappings such as 1960's and 1970's clothing, long hair, and says "Jesus is groovy".

A most uncool subculture.
Kevin entered a tent show while on acid and came became out a Jesus freak.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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Jesus Freak

A person willing to stand up for their faith in Jesus, no matter what people think. They are often classified as weird or dorks or creeps, but that just goes to show how sad this world has become. I am a VERY proud Jesus Freak, and I will shout it to the world. I dont care what people say about my faith. I really pity those who put the definitions saying that we are creeps or uncool. Jesus is the absolute coolest person that ever walked the face of the earth. Seriously, He died so that you could have a chance to be with Him, and yet many people just spit in his face.
The Jesus Freak walked into class, a cross around her neck, and sat in her seat as some rolled their eyes at her and others smiled. She smiled back at her friends, and at her enemies, not caring what they said behind her back.
by Gods Girl June 15, 2009
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Flecker

The term Flecker is applied to a sexy MoFo who works for the promotion group Flecking Records

Only the best of the best become Fleckers, they are amazing girls.
i wish I was a Flecker
by -x0x- April 7, 2008
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feckless

Hilary Clinton is a feckless piece of shite stuck up my arse.
by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004
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FECKED

Some unfortunate irish imigrant, who has had a tad to much guinness, bailey coffeys
Paddy was oficially fecked on tuesday after that heavy pot o gold session down the local tavern
by balls man November 24, 2007
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little freak

short girl who can do dirty things u wish your girlfriend can do
That girl is a little freak. I like her
by cooolkid40009 October 11, 2017
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