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Constipatient

The act of being patient while being constipated
I missed my flight cause i was being maaaaad constipatient up in that bathroom yo
by dookieman3000 December 6, 2024
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Constipater

Alexa always has constipation. She is a chronic constipater.
by Executive-X January 15, 2025
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constipaytion

Tongue-in-cheek reference to a "tightwad's" significant reluctance to "release da goods" at da expected times.
Ethan Couch claimed "affluenza" as da excuse for his irresponsible behavior, but then he had a major case of "constipaytion" when it came to actually answering for his misdeeds!
by QuacksO February 19, 2025
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Constingency

The art of defining a budget value that on first inspection seems large enough, but in reality is not nearly enough
In a modern political economy Healthcare funding is based on the theory of constingency so at all times further cutbacks can be justified
by The only Cam June 5, 2025
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Constifarted

When the farts won't come out and are stuck inside you.
I'm so constifarted right now!
by Poopsguy July 29, 2025
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Constitutioner

A person who studies and advocates for the US Constitution exactly as written and realizes that most lawyers use complicated laws as a way to subvert the US Constitution.
The hard working taxpayer was offended when his neighbor asked him if he was a lawyer, and he responded, “No, I am a Constitutioner!”
by flytosurf August 3, 2025
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Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".
Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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