Snazzy Cabbage

a real good time

That time in Pensacola for WSMFP with Disco was straight Snazzy Cabbage.

Snazzy Cabbage by GOODPPL September 7, 2019

Busted cabbage

KP got her star wrecked on a dirty weekend in Londonderry

She got pounded all weekend, pussy is like a busted cabbage

Busted cabbage by Captain Ripper1 November 29, 2019

Dense Cabbage 

An insult for people who you don't have the brain power to deal with.

This definition also defines "Bruised banana", "Toasted muffin", and my favorite, "Chewy cellery

Alfred: *does something stupid*
Lily: Alfred is a really dense cabbage.

Dense Cabbage by Shakespeare Definitions August 30, 2020

Mr Cabbage 

A futile leader

-(futile: pointless or stupid)

Al Rayoon is more like Mr Cabbage these days.

Mr Cabbage by MrCabbage October 28, 2020

Savage cabbage 

Born a doll

Savage cabbage

He a real savage cabbage

Savage cabbage by No thing chicken wing December 7, 2020

Straight Cabbage 

Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.

Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?

Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!

Straight Cabbage by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020

17_cabbage 

17_cabbage is a twitter user who treads a fine line between being absolutely goated and being a total loser

Twitter user 1: “Hey, who’s this 17_cabbage guy?”
Twitter user 2: “You haven’t heard of ”

17_cabbage by clown fucker February 12, 2021