bondank

Some Dank Ass Marijuana

"Damn bro did you get hit of that Bondank"

by yourdemon December 19, 2016

Blunder poop

When you're jerking off (or flicking the bean) and your "finish" is so extreme that you shit yourself.

"damn I was jerking it so hard last night I accidentally blunder pooped in my bed"

by Just some guy 183691 January 18, 2017

Bond el

el dragen av en bonde från Järna vid namnet John

John drar elen i sin volvo 740 själv

Johns volvo 740 är full av bond el

by Byggar3_B0b April 6, 2017

bondable

never been charged,never go in prison

when the judge asked him if he had ever been incarcerated he told them that he is bondable.

by beyzythelazy April 23, 2017

Blundelled

The moment of self loathing when you spontaneously ejaculate over pictures of black male genitalia

"Dammit! I've gone and blundelled over the living room sofa again. My wife's going to kill me"

by Haywood Jablome (╯°o°)╯/ ! \ August 11, 2017

bondage cannon

Before he ejaculates, the man places a small metal ball into the end of his penis and uses the orgasm to fire it out like a cannon ball.

Oh man, John gave Suzy a bondage cannon last night, it was sick! Anyway, the funeral is on Friday, I hope you can make it.

by Wookie-Nookie June 8, 2017

Bonde

A special division of swag. This person often wear things like tracksuits and clownshoes. He also likes to fuck very ugly girls, and brag about it.

Man, u are such a bonde/Fuck arm

by Bodybuilder12341 January 10, 2018