tank ass

Ass with marks left from sitting on the tank (toilet) for too long

John-"Dude, you've got tank ass!"
Bruce-"WHY THE F*CK ARE YOU IN MY BATHROOM?!"

by Empty Health Bar August 6, 2004

turd tank

A modular storage device attached to triathlete saddles to allow for in-race fecal collection, especially useful in Clydesdale categories

I hope I finish this race soon, I've just topped off my turd tank.

by Evan Cool April 26, 2015

Helium Tank

A term used to describe a woman who can expel air through her vagina with so much force, she's capable of blowing up a balloon by doing so, it's not recommended you pop said balloon afterwards, unless you wanna risk having the smart of a front butt fart hit your nostrils

Amy is a total helium tank, I don't know how she does it, but that broad is talented!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Tank Shoes

Shoes, usually school shoes that you have to use for a long period of time. They are well built and usually have a solid heel that makes you an inch taller. They can go through rain,snow,puddles anything because they are tank. They look like they have experienced ww2.

Hey, it's raining and I'm short.
Don't worry, the tank shoes will sort it out!

by Meaurh January 23, 2013

Shit Tanked

The result of screwing up... bad.

person 1: We have a test today.
person 2: What? I didn't study.
person 1: You're so shit tanked.

by robinsgirl October 18, 2012

skank-a-tank

An extremely slutty, very large girl who wont get the point that no one wants her and still wont stop trying to be all over every guy she can

That skank-a-tank just won't get the point

by statrad September 23, 2011

Moffle Tank

A moffle Tank is a person who likes the satisfaction of preforming rim jobs.

Yes I enjoy giving people rim jobs because I am a Moffle Tank.

by MrPonisMoffle November 19, 2011